Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Randomize