All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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