im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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