Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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