Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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