Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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