butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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