I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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