Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I need moral support for this bender
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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