so that wasnt chicken after all
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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