Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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