Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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