It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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