Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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