If i come over, it means nothing
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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