Sry I called you an 8
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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