She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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