that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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