do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Randomize
