Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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