shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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