So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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