so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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