Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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