Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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