At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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