Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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