CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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