He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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