the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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