My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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