i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
