Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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