I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Randomize
