I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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