I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
