I swear she didn't look like that last week.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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