Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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