Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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