I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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