So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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