just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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