Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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