My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
and she was petting her beer can
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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