I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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