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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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