Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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