Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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