I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
