Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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