I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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